American Idol One-Liners

He may have a great voice but there are still some thing that you wish didn’t come out of American Idol wannabe Michael John mouth. Sources close to the Australian-born hunk reveal that back in his bachelor days, Michael used to wow the ladies with his rendition of Sweet Child of Mine at karaoke bars in the Big Easy. But when women would come up to ask the Idol to ask if he was single he would respond with cheesy one-liners like Baby, the question is, are you single? It’s amazing that someone actually fell for it and married the 29-year old.

Chris Brown and Rihanna

Chris Brown and Rihanna caused the paparazzi to go into mayhem as the R&B couple left London’s Maya nightclub at 3AM over the weekend. Chris recently spoke with MTV Base this past week and the 18-year old crooner has joined the 20-year old Barbadian babe in denying their relationship saying “I am a single guy. I have a close friend but it’s not like a relationship. I’m just living my life and having fun.” Sure, because those pictures of them snuggling just scream “we’re just friends” to the rest of the world. Why don’t they just own up to it? It’s not like we’re stupid.

David Beckham in the Mood for Chinese Tattoo

Not much can distract us from David Beckham taking off his shirt. I mean, just feast on those beautiful abs. But Beck’s new taste for Chinese had us looking again and again and again.

He has a new tattoo on his left rib cage. He showed it after a charity soccer game in Dallas Sunday. His rep says, “The tattoo is written in traditional Mandarin Chinese and is an old Chinese proverb that says ‘Death and life have determined appointments, Riches and honors depends up on heaven.’ David got the tattoo while the L.A. Galaxy were in Hong Kong for their pre-season tour of Asia.”

Controlling Usher’s Wife

Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, already has a reputation for being domineering and controlling and she’s even bringing that with her R&B crooner husband’s video co-stars. The New York Post is reporting that Tameka intentionally dressed singer Keri Hilson, who plays Usher’s love interest in his new video, “like an extra” and was “guarding like a watchdog” during the shoot. The source says that “It was ridiculous – she knows Keri and knows she’s no video ho.” Usher’s manager is saying that Keri was fine with Tameka’s styling though and that the shoot went great. I wonder if we could get direct comments from Keri and if it would match up.

Love in Ink – Carmen Electra

It seems like Carmen Electra has gotten permanently whipped on her new man, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson that she chose to permanently show it. The former amusement park dancer turned actress and twice married and divorced is now sporting a new ‘R’ oo as a romantic gesture to her newest flavour. Tattoos are forever but relationships are not. Her ex-husband Dave Navarro should know as he had Carmen’s initials tattooed on his chest during their time together. Oh well, if things don’t work out, she can always add to the tattoo – like have it say ‘No to R’ or something like that.

Stalker Britney Spears?

Britney Spears frantically sent her boyfriend 100 text messages a day, his secret lover has claimed.

The singer – who has an on/off relationship with paparazzo Adnan Ghalib – was terrified he was cheating on her so constantly bombarded him with calls and messages.

Amanda Pagel, who claims she slept with Adnan for three months behind Britney’s back, said: “Britney used to call all the time when he was at mine. She sent him hundreds of texts a day, sometimes just seconds apart.”

Amanda alleged Adnan couldn’t cope with the ‘Toxic’ star’s crazy lifestyle and wanted to move away with Amanda. She said: “He was sick of being ‘Mr. Spears’. He said the stress was taking its toll and he hated being pursued by the paparazzi. He asked me to start a new life with him. He said, ‘Let’s leave Hollywood, live in Italy and start a family.’”

Amanda also says Adnan always insisted he and Britney were just friends and she would never have slept with him if she knew they were a couple.

Pamela Anderson and Rick’s Annullment Finalized

Ok, fellas, get ready….Pamela Anderson is single again!!! A court in Los Angeles finalized the annullment of her two month marriage to Rick Salomon Monday. The couple married in October and split in December.

Pamela Anderson originally filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences” but later changed it to annullment for “fraud”. Salomon followed last week with a “fraud” claim.

I figure being with Pam wasn’t like one night in Paris.

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