Pink’s Funhouse

Pink’s new CD cover for her album ‘Funhouse’ has been released. This marks her fifth studio album which is set to be released on October 28th. The 29-year old singer recently voiced her opinion about Republican vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin. She went on to say that animals should be just as scared of Palin as much as humans are. The rocker is speaking as an animal rights activist. She says “I can’t imagine shooting a wolf out of a helicopter.” I guess Sarah’s not going to be invited to Pink’s funhouse anytime soon. I wonder what the anti-celebrity talking about politics Kid Rock thinks of Pink’s comments.

David Beckham in the Mood for Chinese Tattoo

Not much can distract us from David Beckham taking off his shirt. I mean, just feast on those beautiful abs. But Beck’s new taste for Chinese had us looking again and again and again.

He has a new tattoo on his left rib cage. He showed it after a charity soccer game in Dallas Sunday. His rep says, “The tattoo is written in traditional Mandarin Chinese and is an old Chinese proverb that says ‘Death and life have determined appointments, Riches and honors depends up on heaven.’ David got the tattoo while the L.A. Galaxy were in Hong Kong for their pre-season tour of Asia.”

Pamela Anderson and Rick’s Annullment Finalized

Ok, fellas, get ready….Pamela Anderson is single again!!! A court in Los Angeles finalized the annullment of her two month marriage to Rick Salomon Monday. The couple married in October and split in December.

Pamela Anderson originally filed for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences” but later changed it to annullment for “fraud”. Salomon followed last week with a “fraud” claim.

I figure being with Pam wasn’t like one night in Paris.

Britney Spears in Playboy’s Top 25 Sexiest Celebs!? WHAT???

In which sick old pervert’s sick perverted drug addled mind is Britney Spears even remotely attractive? Oh, I forgot Hugh Hefner. Looks like old Hugh is high on pain killers and Viagra. Servicing three beautiful wives has obviously taken its toll on the old fool.

Kelly Rowland’s Secret is Out

Kelly Rowland had a secret boob job last year.

The former Destiny’s Child singer underwent the cosmetic procedure last October because she wanted to boost her modest bust.

Kelly said: ‘I went from an A-cup to a B-cup. I didn’t want to have double Ds and be a little bitty size 2 – that would look nuts! I was sick of not fitting into my tops. There was this one really hot House of Dereon top – I just wanted to fill that out!”

The 27-year-old star is thrilled with the results and says she feels more confident with her new breasts. Kelly added: “I put the top on and I looked so good! I’m so happy. I feel complete.”

Hayden Panettiere – Cosmopolitan Magazine

Hayden Panettiere graces the April issue of Cosmopolitan magazine. Inside the mag, the Heroes hottie opens up about a variety of issues, from her body to her love life!

Hayden on her favourite part of her body: “My abs.”

Hayden on the feature she gets most complimented on: “My eyes.”

Hayden on the craziest thing she’s done for love: “Nothing is too crazy for love.”

Natalie Portman in British Marie Claire

Natalie Portman graces the April issue of British Marie Claire magazine.

Inside the mag, 26-year-old self-admitted smarty pants dishes on why she’s happy to be labelled an “intellectual actress.”

Hugh Hefner eyeing Lindsay for nude Playboy shoot

Fresh from a saucy photo shoot dressed as Marylyn Monroe for New York Magazine, Lindsay Lohan has garnered the attention of Playboy King Hugh Hefner – who is interested in featuring the 21-year-old actress in the glossy means magazine.Hefner was reportedly amazed when he saw Lohan’s recreation of Marilyn Monroe’s last nude photo shoot, and speculation has begun that the magazine mogul has already approached Lindsay with an offer.

Paris Hilton strips for sexy shoot!

Paris Hilton stripped down to just undies and a leather jacket in a raunchy shoot for German Maxim magazine.

The heiress used the leather jacket to cover her bare chest, reports The Sun.

Sources say that the socialite’s new rock look can be attributed to the fact that she is dating Good Charlotte guitarist, Benji Madden.

Carmen Electra loves guitarist Rob Patterson

Carmen Electra is completely “smitten” with her new boyfriend.

The former ‘Baywatch’ star – who was previously married to rocker Dave Navarro – began dating Korn guitarist Rob Patterson last month and has told friends she is besotted.

One pal revealed: “Rob swept her off her feet. It’s really nice to see her happy after getting her heart broken.”

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Marry on Yacht This Summer?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will reportedly tie the knot in an intimate ceremony on a yacht this summer.

From RTE:

A source told Grazia magazine: “Brad has been talking about getting married for ages. He is totally devoted to her and their children. It is the right time for them to do this.”

“It will be a strictly private affair. Brad did the big celebrity-packed wedding when he married Jennifer Aniston. This time it will be an intimate family gathering.

Penelope Cruz Wanna Adopt 20 Children

Penelope Cruz, the 33-year-old Spanish actress, has always had a childhood dream of adopting a huge brood of children. But the beauty reveals that it is impossible to become a mum now as she is enjoying her jet-setting career too much.

Cruz says, “I’d love to have kids. Maybe I’ll adopt about 20 children – that’s been my dream since I was a little girl. I love children, but at the moment I’m happy with my career. If one day I have a baby I’m not going to be able to work like I do now. I can be in London one day, Miami the next, New York after that, then back to L.A. I travel more than some pilots!”

Pamela Andersons Crazy Horse Cabaret Show

Pamela Anderson will star on the Paris stage at the world famous Crazy Horse cabaret club, famous that is for their nude revues.

The former Baywatch star, is to perform on two nights in a number inspired by the song Harley Davidson from French singer Serge Gainsbourg.

A Crazy Horse representative could not say whether the actress would be required to perform naked, saying that they we’re going to have to talk to Pamela about that.

The spokesperson told AP news agency “The Crazy Horse has always been about, ‘You think you see everything,.. you see nothing,”‘